only wow players can understand this so dont try to give any meaning for those who dont have an idea of the game. The rest... Enjoy :)
WoW jokes Vol.1
A dwarwen pirate walks into The Salty Sailor tavern with a steering wheel on its pants
Innkeeper: Oi mate, ya have a steerin' wheel in yar pants!
Dwarf: Arrrrr, I know its drivin' me nuts!!!
You know you play wow too much when your microwave goes 'Ding!' and you say " Grats".
You know you play wow too much when you only go to church for a stam buff.
Why do warriors never get their weaapons enchanted with +intellect?
Because they dont want their weapons to be smarter than they are.
Vancleef had been sorrounded by police, but he managed to escape.
The chief asks an officer: "Didn't I tell you to place a guard at each exit?"
Says officer: " But thats what I did!"
Chief :"Then how did he get away?"
Officer:...."Through the enterance!"
What do you call a Tauren with no legs at all?
Ground beef
A blond human mage was speeding with her mount on the roads of the Elwynn forest when a blonde femele paladin cop pulls over.
The mage says: "Whats the problem ma'am?"
Cop:"You were speeding, it's only allowedto drive at %200 max here, you were going 250%. I'll be needing your drivers license."
The mage start searching her purse looking very confused.
After a while the cop says:"It's something small wit your picture on it."
The blonde mage as stupid as she it pulls out and takes her make-up mirror,
"here you go ma'am"
The cop looka at it and says:"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't knew you were a cop also, proceed."
What do you have if you have a 50 paladins in Lakeshire Lake?
A bubble bath
Your mama's so fat, I tried to shadowstep her and disconnected.
One day I was strolling(gezmek) through Mulgore when I ran across a Tauren who farms so much his epic mount is a tractor.
What are a bunch of undead jumping from Thunder Bluff cliffsup to?
Playing tetris
How many pints does it take to get a Dwarf drunk?
Just find one who is sober(ayık) and we'll start counting!
A Dwarf walks out of a bar.
What's the differance between useful gnome and Bigfoot??
Bigfoots been spotted.
Why didn't the paladin crossed the road?
His Hearthstone's on cooldown.
You play WoW so much... on my warlock i cast drain life on you it says "Warninng target has no life"
World of Warcraft keeping you girlfriendless for only 15 dollars a month.
Your momma's so fat that mages have to grease their portals and conjure cinnamon rolls on the other side to get her through.
This Jesusguy is getting some terrible lag, it took him 3 days to respawn.
The doctorcalled me and said i have only six months left to live.
I said,"That's terrible! Isnt there anyting I can do?"
He said, "Well you can get a WoW account and farm rep in Silithus."
I said, " Will that help?"
He said,"No but it'll be the longest 6 months you've ever lived.
Your mamma so fat chain lightning hits her 3 times!
Your tauren is so fat he was fell off his wind rider on his way to Silithus and crated Un'goro Crater.
Your mamma is so fat at lvl 2 she gets Aspect of Whale
Yo mamma i so fat, she can tank and she is a mage.
Yo mamma is so fat she takes 5 slots in a raid group.
How does a tauren hides in the Barrens?
He paints his nuts red and pretends to be an apple tree.
How do most Gnomes die?
Picking apples.
What do you call a blood elf on drugs?
A High Elf
The worst Warcraft aviation history occured early this morning when a Flying machine , Piloted by an unidentified Gnomish Aviator, crashed into the grave yard into the Thelsmar.As of reporting time over 300 bodies have benn recovered from the crash site and were still digging.
How does a rouge kill a paladin?
He pickpockets his Hearthstone.
Thats all folks!