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simona_4mas Jester
Number of posts : 22 Registration date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: cool Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:18 pm | |
| A young lady comes home from a date, rather sad. Her mother asks, "What's the matter, honey"? "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad"? "Because he's an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell!" "Marry him anyway, dear. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is!" | |
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LeDiable Villager
Number of posts : 11 Registration date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:19 pm | |
| Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii .. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas ,and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me." | |
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simona_4mas Jester
Number of posts : 22 Registration date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: haha Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:19 pm | |
| Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married." "Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good, too!" | |
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simona_4mas Jester
Number of posts : 22 Registration date : 2007-12-06
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simona_4mas Jester
Number of posts : 22 Registration date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: asd Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:21 pm | |
| During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him. "I was just asking her a question," the boy said. "If you have a question, ask me," the teacher tersely replied. "Okay," he answered, "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?" | |
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blackraptor89 Villager
Number of posts : 13 Age : 35 Registration date : 2007-11-29
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:21 pm | |
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LeDiable Villager
Number of posts : 11 Registration date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:22 pm | |
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simona_4mas Jester
Number of posts : 22 Registration date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: =)) Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:51 pm | |
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simona_4mas Jester
Number of posts : 22 Registration date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: grandma Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:52 pm | |
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sebastianminea Villager
Number of posts : 13 Age : 34 Location : tgv Registration date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:42 am | |
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aFLOwer Jester
Number of posts : 23 Age : 34 Location : Targoviste Registration date : 2007-12-09
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:08 pm | |
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Raluka Villager
Number of posts : 10 Age : 34 Location : Targoviste Registration date : 2007-12-10
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:38 pm | |
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Raluka Villager
Number of posts : 10 Age : 34 Location : Targoviste Registration date : 2007-12-10
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:44 pm | |
| Man: God? God: Yes!? Man: Can I ask you something? God: Yes. Man: What is for you a milion of years? God: A second. Man: And a milion of dolars? God: A penny. Man: God, Can you give me a penny? God: Wait a second! | |
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aFLOwer Jester
Number of posts : 23 Age : 34 Location : Targoviste Registration date : 2007-12-09
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adelina_x Villager
Number of posts : 9 Age : 35 Location : Targoviste Registration date : 2007-12-10
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:33 pm | |
| Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border... The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It’s a illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.” “Vot do you mean it'z illegal?” asks the German driver. “Quattro meansa four” replies the Italian official. “Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile”, the Germans retort unbelievingly. “Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons.” “You can’ta pulla thata one on me!”, replies the Italian customs agent. “Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law. “ The German driver replies angrily, “You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!” “Sorry”, responds the Italian official, “He can’ta come. He’sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.” =)) =)) | |
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adelina_x Villager
Number of posts : 9 Age : 35 Location : Targoviste Registration date : 2007-12-10
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:36 pm | |
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mihai_318 Villager
Number of posts : 9 Age : 35 Location : Piersinari Registration date : 2007-12-10
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:20 pm | |
| i like knock knock jokes knock knock who's there me,i kill you Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! | |
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Marc Villager
Number of posts : 10 Age : 35 Location : Targoviste Registration date : 2007-12-08
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Vyruss Knight
Number of posts : 72 Age : 33 Location : Targoviste Registration date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:31 pm | |
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Mephisto Knight
Number of posts : 55 Age : 33 Location : Targoviste Registration date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:28 pm | |
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yo-alex-yo Jester
Number of posts : 23 Registration date : 2007-12-11
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:14 pm | |
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ruxxandra Villager
Number of posts : 11 Age : 35 Registration date : 2007-12-11
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:50 pm | |
| [b]always you have to smile for everyone,no matter what happens!everyone is more beautiful if he smile | |
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rsn_al3xa Villager
Number of posts : 10 Age : 35 Location : Targoviste Registration date : 2007-12-11
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:35 pm | |
| A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!" | |
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Bya*bo Squire
Number of posts : 37 Age : 34 Location : Targoviste Registration date : 2007-12-10
| Subject: Re: Don't whine - laugh. Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:05 pm | |
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Raluca_badea Villager
Number of posts : 11 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-12-11
| Subject: A joke for those bad drivers Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:06 pm | |
| There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''
Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!'' | |
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